Nobody has paid yet. Now is your opportunity to be the king for cheap.
One dollar is currently the entire throne. Whoever spends first is the biggest thing anyone sees today — until someone with $2 disagrees.
Go to the wall. Pay. Type. Bookmark the pump-link.
size in px = 16 + 48 · log10(net + 1) — the ruler is the product
No king yet — nothing to kick. The KICK button returns the second someone is biggest.